What do you wish someone had told you about show business before you entered it?
That hanging out in green rooms isn’t nearly as badass as I thought it was. Growing up you read all of these amazing stories about Rodney D or Kinison doing coke with all kinds of fast women. Nowadays you walk into a green room and people are swapping smoothie recipes and Instagram tricks. And of course, bitching about out Trump. Sad!
How long have you been doing stand-up comedy?
I technically started in 2002 but you’re not officially doing comedy until you’re completely dead on the inside, so I’d say I started at a Firehouse Gig in 2008.