David Suarez was born in Garden City, NY and then raised in the Garden State, a young Suarez believed he was Jesus. When college came and he couldn’t turn water into beer he went and got a job. His thirst for more led to his long-standing romance with Patron and all things inebriated. With an ever-evolving cast of drinking buddies, Suarez has developed countless tales to dispense on the mic. While the bug to be on stage first hit him in college, he bid his 20’s good-bye in a drunken stupor and waited for the ripe age of 30 to step back on and impart his wisdom with the masses.
Like in the Bible.
But with tequila, chilled.