Nimesh Patel comedianI AM NIMESH PATEL. If you Google me, I am the first result. And most every other Nimesh Patel is a doctor. Which means if my parents Google me, they get their son, and then a list of everything they wanted their son to be.

I AM NIMESH PATEL
I like family, sarcasm, water, the Lakers, and dancing while drunk.

I AM A WRITER
I write. Check out my blog or message me for samples.

I AM A COMEDIAN
I say things people find funny. Performing is exciting. My idols are Larry David, Chris Rock, and Patrice O’Neal.

I AM NOT AN ASSHOLE
If you’ve not read David Foster Wallace’s “This is Water,” go read it. It guides a lot of my everyday life. There is more to me, but I am not unrealistic. I don’t even want to write my biography, why would you want to read it?

I hope you like me as a person so far.Twittersmall