Every so often in the course of history something occurs which is so monumental, so unbelievably exciting and universal, that everyone can’t help but but focus on it. It happened with Hitler and it happened with the Beatles, and it happens at a rate today where it has become so common it is no longer monumental. It’s a shame that in this Charlie-Bit-My-Finger Era there is no longer room for something to break into the collective consciousness with enough gusto to inspire people to action, for action is what builds community and drives history. So maybe we’re lucky to have Donald Trump. Maybe he is what we need now, a force of disgusting evil infiltrating and abusing a flawed system not to fix the system but to abuse it for his own desire.

It is the job of the comedian to read people. To understand the current human perception and to use it to encourage a reaction. Donald Trump, you could say, is a comedian. Louis CK, we could also say, is a much better comedian. Louis CK is known for taking the known and making it the understood. His bits take religion, relationships, homosexuality and other basic aspects of modern life and showing us how ridiculous the things we take for regular are.

So when he released a statement condemning Donald Trump last week, people listened. It wasn’t another celebrity endorsement; it was a heavily considered warning against the what could occur if we end up electing the man. He opened the letter with a plea, then admitted that the whole thing “was funny for a little while,” but then added quite seriously that “the guy is Hitler.”


This is the beauty of the message. Our moral voice is a man who talks about how he sometimes feels like he wants to throw his baby in the trash. This isn’t the bible or your grandma’s ethics, this is the new level of morality. This is a real person with real concerns speaking truthfully. And so it resonates when this voice of comedy puts all jokes aside and simply states, “He is dangerous.”

The message is so strong because of how good a read Louis CK has on the public psyche. He compared our infatuation with Trump to a young free rebel giving in to all the bullshit and just saying, “fuck it.” Which is a nice thought, considering we have all had points where we’ve said fuck it. And most of us have gone on to fuck it, then lived with it and continued on to recover from it. Not this time, warns Louis CK. “It isn’t healthy,” and it will hurt us greatly in a long run sort of way.

The most stinging point of his appeal was, and usually is, the Hitler comparison. “Do you think they saw the shit coming? Hitler was just some hilarious and refreshing dude with a weird comb over who would say anything at all.” How true this is. People in Germany were listening to a man who said ‘I can help! And not like those other people say they can help, but I can really help, by completely changing everything, just trust me.’ And we might want to, because that sounds appealing, and because we do need change so we have to trust someone, right? The critical difference between men like Trump and Hitler and men like Martin Luther King Jr. is that the former do it alone, because they know their philosophy is wrong. The latter don’t work alone, they use numbers. They are honest, they get large masses of people on their side, they surround themselves with scholars with opinions and idea of their own and together they work to build something collectively, because no man can change anything as large as the American system of democracy on his own because no man is that special. Not any one of the founding fathers, and certainly not Donald Trump.

Does this sound familiar? Grassroots movement? Complete honesty in his message and purpose? Though Louis CK would not endorse any candidate, stating “I’m not advocating for Hillary or Bernie” and even saying he wanted a conservative president to take over, Bernie Sanders has come to represent everything opposite of Trump. He is not malicious, does not take cheap shots or prey on insecurities for his own benefit, and just look at the guy. Can’t you tell he cares?

So please do not condemn Louis CK as a privileged celebrity offering hi opinion like he’s better than you, because he probably knows he isn’t or maybe he just is. His vote counts for as much as yours does and he just wants people to think about their decisions, so think. Please. The foundation of this country is that everyone gets a choice and a say which is a cool idea as long as everyone participates and does so in a helpful way. You have opinions and an identity, so work to make your country reflect that. A few hundred years ago a group of people made this country as an experiment in equality and safety and happiness and for a while a lot of people worked on it together, but its becoming less and less of a value to care about it and as soon as we collectively decide not to we’ll lose it, and we really don’t want that. Or maybe we do, but we should try to avoid it as much as we can so it happens authentically.

Here’s the letter below. Check it out:

P.S. Please stop it with voting for Trump. It was funny for a little while. But the guy is Hitler. And by that I mean that we are being Germany in the 30s. Do you think they saw the shit coming? Hitler was just some hilarious and refreshing dude with a weird comb over who would say anything at all.

And I’m not advocating for Hillary or Bernie. I like them both but frankly I wish the next president was a conservative only because we had Obama for eight years and we need balance. And not because I particularly enjoy the conservative agenda. I just think the government should reflect the people. And we are about 40 percent conservative and 40 percent liberal. When I was growing up and when I was a younger man, liberals and conservatives were friends with differences. They weren’t enemies. And it always made sense that everyone gets a president they like for a while and then hates the president for a while. But it only works if the conservatives put up a good candidate. A good smart conservative to face the liberal candidate so they can have a good argument and the country can decide which way to go this time.

Trump is not that. He’s an insane bigot. He is dangerous.

He already said he would expand libel laws to sue anyone who “writes a negative hit piece” about him. He says “I would open up the libel laws so we can sue them and win lots of money. Not like now. These guys are totally protected.” He said that. He has promised to decimate the first amendment. (If you think he’s going to keep the second amendment intact you’re delusional.) And he said that Paul Ryan, speaker of the house will “pay” for criticizing him. So I’m saying this now because if he gets in there we won’t be able to criticize him anymore.

Please pick someone else. Like John Kasich. I mean that guy seems okay. I don’t like any of them myself but if you’re that kind of voter please go for a guy like that. It feels like between him and either democrat we’d have a decent choice. It feels like a healthier choice. We shouldn’t have to vote for someone because they’re not a shocking cunt billionaire liar.

We should choose based on what direction the country should go.

I get that all these people sound like bullshit soft criminal opportunists. The whole game feels rigged and it’s not going anywhere but down anymore. I feel that way sometimes.


And that voting for Trump is a way of saying “fuck it. Fuck them all”. I really get it. It’s a version of national Suicide. Or it’s like a big hit off of a crack pipe. Somehow we can’t help it. Or we know that if we vote for Trump our phones will be a reliable source of dopamine for the next four years. I mean I can’t wait to read about Trump every day. It’s a rush. But you have to know this is not healthy.

If you are a true conservative. Don’t vote for Trump. He is not one of you. He is one of him. Everything you have heard him say that you liked, if you look hard enough you will see that he one day said the exact opposite. He is playing you.

In fact, if you do vote for Trump, at least look at him very carefully first. You owe that to the rest of us. Know and understand who he is. Spend one hour on google and just read it all. I don’t mean listen to me or listen to liberals who put him down. Listen to your own people. Listen to John Mccain. Go look at what he just said about Trump. “At a time when our world has never been more complex or more in danger… I want Republican voters to pay close attention to what our party’s most respected and knowledgeable leaders and national security experts are saying about Mr. Trump, and to think long and hard about who they want to be our next Commander-in-Chief and leader of the free world.”

When Trump was told what he said, Trump said “Oh, he did? Well, that’s not nice,” he told CBS News’ chief White House correspondent Major Garrett. “He has to be very careful.”

When pressed on why, Trump tacked on: “He’ll find out.”

(I cut and pasted that from CBS news)

Do you really want a guy to be president who threatens John McCain? Because John McCain cautiously and intelligently asked for people to be thoughtful before voting for him? He didn’t even insult Trump. He just asked you to take a good look. And Trump told him to look out.

Remember that Trump entered this race by saying that McCain is not a war hero. A guy who was shot down, body broken and kept in a POW camp for years. Trump said “I prefer the guys who don’t get caught.” Why did he say that? Not because he meant it or because it was important to say. He said it because he’s a bully and every bully knows that when you enter a new school yard, you go to the toughest most respected guy on the yard and you punch him in the nose. If you are still standing after, you’re the new boss. If Trump is president, he’s not going to change. He’s not going to do anything for you. He’s going to do everything for himself and leave you in the dust.

So please listen to fellow conservatives. But more importantly, listen to Trump. Listen to all of it. Everything he says. If you liked when he said that “torture works” then go look at where he took it back the next day. He’s a fucking liar.

A vote for Trump is so clearly a gut-vote, and again I get it. But add a little brain to it and look the guy up. Because if you vote for him because of how you feel right now, the minute he’s president, you’re going to regret it. You’re going to regret it even more when he gives the job to his son. Because American democracy is broken enough that a guy like that could really fuck things up. That’s how Hitler got there. He was voted into power by a fatigued nation and when he got inside, he did all his Hitler things and no one could stop him.


Again, I’m not saying vote democrat or vote for anyone else. If Hilary ends up president it should be because she faced the best person you have and you and I both chose her or him or whoever. Trump is not your best. He’s the worst of all of us. He’s a symptom to a problem that is very real. But don’t vote for your own cancer. You’re better than that.

That’s just my view. At least right now. I know I’m not qualified or particularly educated and I’m not right instead of you. I’m an idiot and I’m sure a bunch of you are very annoyed by this. Fucking celebrity with an opinion. I swear this isn’t really a political opinion. You don’t want to know my political opinions. (And I know that I’m only bringing myself trouble with this shit.) Trump has nothing to do with politics or ideology. He has to do with himself. And really I don’t mean to insult anyone. Except Trump. I mean to insult him very much. And really I’m not saying he’s evil or a monster. In fact I don’t think Hitler was. The problem with saying that guys like that are monsters is that we don’t see them coming when they turn out to be human, which they all are. Everyone is. Trump is a messed up guy with a hole in his heart that he tries to fill with money and attention. He can never ever have enough of either and he’ll never stop trying. He’s sick. Which makes him really really interesting. And he pulls you towards him which somehow feels good or fascinatingly bad. He’s not a monster. He’s a sad man. But all this makes him horribly dangerous if he becomes president. Give him another TV show. Let him pay to put his name on buildings. But please stop voting for him. And please watch Horace and Pete.

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