Ashley Austin Morris
When I was born I was a baby…
I have never been on Law and Order. I perform stand-up comedy but my ultimate dream is to remake the show mammas family. I’ve done 3 fried chicken commercials. Why? No idea, I guess my classiness is just evident to all.
If you would like to see the real resume I’m sure it’s on here as the person who built this is much smarter than I, but basically, it’s just a bunch of TV shows and plays and special skills that hopefully prove my worth. Bla Bla Bla.
Here’s the deal…
I think it’s strange to be a human, not that I’ve ever been a dolphin or anything, hey maybe its weird to be a dolphin I don’t know, but human?! Weird. For sure! I try to laugh at it and hope you will too! I like long walks in dangerous neighborhoods and traveling to nearby bodegas.
Ashley performs at some of the very best comedy clubs in New York City. She can be found performing at New York Comedy Club, The Stand NYC.
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