Ryan Long is a Comedian and Filmmaker from Toronto, Canada, currently living and working in New York City. He is currently the Creator, Star and Showrunner of the hit digital series ‘Torontopia’ on CBC Comedy, now in it’s third season, and has been seen on Netflix, NBC, MTV, Fuse TV, and TheScore, to name a few. Ryan also created and starred in Bite TV’s original half hour TV Series ‘Ryan Long is Challenged’, nominated for two Canadian Comedy Awards, the award nominated TV series ‘Crown the Town with Ryan Long’ on Rogers TV, and the CBC Comedy digital series ‘That Guy’. Ryan is the Head of Video at thehardtimes.net, the fastest growing satire site in the world, where he created the video department from scratch,and has released hours of viral videos, web-series, and branded content. Ryan has now amassed more than 30 Million views on the web, received the ‘Fan Choice Award’ at the CBC Comedy Coup for his pilot ‘Blackwater Music’ and in 2017 was nominated for ‘Director of the Year’ at The Notable Awards. As a comedian Ryan has released two cutting edge standup specials, headlines clubs across North America, and has performed at the Just for Laughs festival, NXNE, Sirius XM’s Top Comic, and toured with names like Tom Green, Steve-O, Kenny vs Spenny, The Trailer Park Boys and more. Ryan’s podcast ‘Fckonomics’ was nominated for ‘Podcast of the Year’ by NOW magazine and has more than 100K downloads of it’s close to 200 episodes. Lastly, Ryan was the singer of legendary punk band The Johnstones, who have now released 4 records on Stomp/Warner, charted at Much Music and in record sales, and toured the world from clubs to stadiums to a huge cult following. In 2019 the culmination of Ryan’s successful career allowed him to immigrate to America with the ‘Extraordinary Alien’ Greencard where he is quickly making a name for himself in the New York club scene while continuing to produce prolific amounts of cutting edge content.
Matt Somerstein is an actor, known for Golden Moustache
Residing in Raleigh, North Carolina, Sam Mazany grew up a Jewish boy in the South. Now a Jewish man(kind of), Sam Mazany has cemented himself as one of the Southeast’s hottest young comedians.
A regular at Goodnight’s Comedy Club, Sam has opened for nationally renowned acts like Dave Attell, Mark Normand, Demetri Martin, Mo Amer, and many other notable acts.
Mazany has his hands all over the region, co-producing several local shows including the longest-running independent showcase in North Carolina: The Dangling Loafer. Sam also co-hosts the Conspiracy Beer Me podcast and is a welcomed name in the Oak City Comedy Festival and North Carolina Comedy Festival.
Joseph D’Onofrio is known for many roles including young Tommy in Good Fellas, Slick in A Bronx Tale and his recurring role of Staten Island Mike on the Sitcom Are We There Yet? He has enjoyed both comedic and dramatic roles throughout his career.He is Born and raised in New York.
Known for her quick wit and sticky storytelling, Sara is one of the fastest rising stars in the NY Comedy Scene.
She has appeared on NBC’s Last Comic Standing, NY’s Funniest on STARZ, She has been a guest on You Up with Nikki Glaser, on Sirus XM, and is a featured storyteller on Hot Mic with Dan Savage on Audible.com. Sara was a regular on Humor Me: the Betches of Comedy tour curated by the betches themselves, and has received favorable press in the New York Times, The New Yorker, NY Post, Washington Post, Elle Magazine, and more. She has been called “undeniable” by Caroline Hirsch, founder Caroline’s on Broadway where she is a regular a the club and in the prestigious New York Comedy Festival, and otherwise works at a number of the cities hottest clubs and venues in town including The Stand, Stand Up NY, and indie favorite Live at the Barbershop. If you’re in NY, see Sara work jokes out for FREE every Wednesday at @weepcomedy where she co-hosts a rotation of the most exciting budding talent in the city, if you’re in DC see Sara headline a comedy marathon of NY’s best at the DC Drafthouse, and otherwise check out the schedule below or request to book Sara.
Chloe La Branche is a retired debutante turned Stand Up comedian based in New York City. She was one of Caroline’s on Broadway’s “Breakout Artists” in 2016 and performed at the 2016 Oddball Comedy Festival at Nikon Theater in Jones Beach, NY. She is a co-host of “Single, Married & Dead Inside” on Twitch TV. Stand Up New York Labs produces her podcast “The Chlo Show,” which is a weekly release. She currently has her one woman show “Slow Motion Suicide” running at the PIT theater in NYC.
Female stand up who talks about growing up in child beauty pageants and TV commercials.
Can do clean
Natia Simon is an actress, known for Better Off Single (2016), Blue City (2017) and The Many Loves of Benjamin (2016).