I AM NIMESH PATEL. If you Google me, I am the first result. And most every other Nimesh Patel is a doctor. Which means if my parents Google me, they get their son, and then a list of everything they wanted their son to be.

I AM NIMESH PATEL
I like family, sarcasm, water, the Lakers, and dancing while drunk.

I AM A WRITER
I write. Check out my blog or message me for samples.

I AM A COMEDIAN
I say things people find funny. Performing is exciting. My idols are Larry David, Chris Rock, and Patrice O’Neal. read more

Rich Aronovitch has appeared on, GOTHAM COMEDY LIVE ON AXS, Three Men and A Chick Flick on The W.E. Network;   The Upright Citizen’s Brigade on Comedy Central; Killer Sets on Time Warner on Demand; Series Pilot Love Sport on MTV; and series pilot Last Laugh At Pips on HBO featuring Woody Allen. Rich Aronovitch recently was nominated for the LA Comedy Awards “Break Out Comic of The Year”, and is currently shooting a one hour special produced by Sandy Chanley of Production Partners (who has shot over sixty four hour specials, including winning two Emmy’s for two of Chris Rock’s) Aronovitch will be appearing on the Television show Kamikazee TV on the Fuel Network, Exposed on the Travel Channel this year, and will be seen in the upcoming movie Wingman Inc. Rich Aronovitch is a regular on Friday’s with Jim Breuer on Raw Dog Channel 99, XM Sirius Radio playing the character of Juan Gonzalez Enrique Conzuela Papi Chulo Huevos. read more

Kevin McCaffrey is a comedian and writer based out of New York City. He made his network TV debut on The Late Show with David Letterman in November of 2013, and he currently appears every week on “truTV Presents: World’s Dumbest”, and History Channel’s“I Love the 1880’s”. In 2014 he will appear on VH1’s “I Love the 2000’s” series.

Originally from Chicago, he graduated from Ball State University despite the school’s general policy of taking attendance. Since then he has been a contributing monologue writer for The Late Show with David Letterman. Kevin has also appeared on The Late Show many times as an actor, once being hosed down by Dave with a fire extinguisher. To his knowledge, this is an honor Kevin shares only with Richard Simmons. read more

Growing up in the Baltimore/Washington DC area, Matt Baetz spent most of his childhood dreaming of a career in broadcasting. After anchoring his high school morning news program, Baetz decided to leave the journalism hotbed of Maryland and DC for a college career in the rolling hills of Tallahassee, Florida, the first in a long line of poor decisions that would force Baetz into stand up comedy.

After college, Baetz worked for nearly every network in the country, NBC, ABC, ESPN, and the Golf Channel, before deciding to check out an open mic in Altamonte Springs, Florida. The semi-famous, although quite possibly closed down Why Not Lounge, was the site of Baetz’s first show and the end of his dreams of being the next Marv Albert. Although he does enjoy dressing up in women’s clothing and biting people. read more

Zach McGovern is considered to be the best looking up and coming comic in Show Business. He is a regular at NYC Comedy Clubs such as New York Comedy Clubs. Show Business is the name of his one person, a small business that deals primarily in bringing classic films to the elderly at rest homes. In addition to being a small business owner, Zach has been featured on Rooftop comedy and Comedytime TV.

He’s also performed in the New Orleans and Boston Comedy Festivals. As well as Caroline’s March Madness competition 2 years running. He was also the warm-up act for 2 nationally syndicated talk shows for both of their 3 year runs. Zach can be seen slowly improving at clubs and dimly lit bars all over NYC. read more

Born on June 6, 1959 in Brooklyn, NY, Quinn was raised in the Park Slope section of the borough the son of teachers. Before turning to stand-up, he worked as a bartender – a job that likely contributed to several bad incidents due to alcohol, including blackouts and spending nights in jail. Quinn quit bartending to pursue his stand-up career in 1984; three years later, he was co-hosting the MTV quiz show “Remote Control” (1987-1990), lending his guttural voice to ask mostly college-age contestants pop culture trivia questions. In addition to stand-up, Quinn spent most of his early career writing for shows like “In Living Color” (Fox, 1990-94), a groundbreaking Afro-centric sketch comedy series that launched the careers of Jamie Foxx, David Alan Grier, and Jim Carrey. Quinn also wrote the storyline for the feature film “Celtic Pride” (1996) starring “Living Color” alum Damon Wayans and “SNL” player Dan Aykroyd. In 1989, Quinn joined forces with Ben Stiller to produce and perform in the popular comedic short “Goin’ Back to Brooklyn,” where he parodied rapper LL Cool J’s old-school hip-hop classic “Goin’ Back to Cali” (1989). read more

Nathan Rand is a Brooklyn, NY based comedian and writer. This is a nice way to say he is a broke, single alcoholic with no future.  Nathan has been a frequent guest on Cringe Humor’s “Cluster F**k Radio” and performs regularly in Clubs, Bars, Broom Closets and Drunk Tanks throughout the city. He also hosts and produces “Invitation to a Beheading”, a monthly show at The Stand Comedy Club in Manhattan’s Gramercy neighborhood. He enjoys fine Bourbons purchased with other people’s money and movies in which the good guy loses.. read more

Mike Recine is a funny, nice person who is sometimes awkward and anxious. He started comedy in Jersey at the age of 18 in 2006 and mostly performed for his very large Italian family. Since moving to New York in 2007 Mike has headlined top venues around the city and country. In 2010 he was nominated for Time Out New York’s ‘~Joke of the Year’  and an ECNY award for ‘~Best Emerging Comic’ . Most recently, he was selected to perform in the ‘~New Faces Showcase’  at the 2011 Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal. Mike works really hard on his jokes and on being likeable.  He owns 5 pellet guns and is happy to give you one. read more

Kaytlin Bailey’s nothing-to-lose honesty and brazen comedic style is sure to make you laugh – and/or avoid eye contact with your Comic Kaytlin Bailey’s bio. significant other…and mom. Kaytlin started life in the spot light, as an only child! Her ex-hippie-liberal mother, and ex-military-“birther” father gave her a unique and fearless perspective.

Kaytlin graduated from the College of Charleston in Charleston, SC where she studied History, Theatre, and why being an only child makes you annoying. After graduation, she ran field campaigns for a progressive political consulting firm, and traveled all over the country. After two years, twelve cities, nine states, working 100 hours a week Kaytlin was strung out on Hope, Change, and Adderall. After the 2010 election cycle she decided to put down the clipboard, and pick up a microphone. read more

Tom McCaffrey began doing stand up comedy in 1999 in New York City and in 2003 he was chosen from thousands of tape submissions to compete in Comedy Central’s Laugh Riots” national stand-up competition. He won the New York semifinals and placed 3rd Runner up in the finals. Since then Tom has appeared on many Comedy Central shows including; “Premium Blend”, “Shorties Watching Shorties”, “The Secret Stash Movie”, “AtomTV” and “The Fresh Faces of Comedy”. He also appears on the “Invite Them Up”CD/DVD compilation produced by Comedy Central Records which includes performances from Demetri Martin and Aziz Ansari. A review of the CD in Punchline magazine singled out Tom’s set as one of the standout performances. This CD was named one of the “Best Comedy Albums of the Decade” by the Onion AV Club. Tom’s other TV credits include appearances on: VH1’s; “Best Week Ever”, VH-1’s “All Access”, TruTV’s “The Smoking Gun Presents”. Animal Planet’s “The A-List”, CNN’s “Not Just Another Cable News Show” TNT’s “World’s Smartest Inventions” and “Hoppus on Music” on Fuse. read more